The Horny Duo by Sor 7

While our country is in turmoil over losing land and citizens are petitioning for Politicians to protect our nation but “E Turk Kubota” is determined to start a battle with “Drug Addict Chinese Girl” over a man. When I see them in the news, I want to drag them by the hair and sit them down so I can give them a piece of my mind – Stop fighting over a stupid guy, please open your eyes and look beyond the bedroom door!

 If you looked, you would notice that in this world, there are far more interesting matters at hand than just ‘sex’.

I just don’t get celebrities these days. They tend to shoot themselves over sex. Like in the latest news, where a singer was accused of impregnating a girl, this news had reporters all over the country chasing for more information. They interviewed all suspects thoroughly, almost to the point of striping them naked so they can investigate their privates themselves. But in the end, nothing came out of it. Because the truth is….the singer who allegedly impregnated a girl – his real name does not contain the same alphabet as the ‘rumoured initial’.

The singer is “The younger duo”, the JPOP singer. This dude has been known for his horniness for the longest time. Most of my avid readers who follow my rotten column would know how horny he is. He’s been around. The younger duo is a sex addict. Every night he goes out looking for a pretty fan club so he could take one back to his hotel room. He does this in every province he goes to. He will ride his fan all night long, and then in the morning. He takes his ass back to Bangkok like nothing happened. To him, fans are like an OTOP item that he can buy from the shelf. To him one concert = one condom.

But even the smartest person could stumble. Despite having had one night stands with fans all over the country – in the end, the rider eventually falls off his horse because of a fan in Bangkok. This particular fan is a student at a university. She is considered to be beautiful to a point, but I gathered she’d be a sassy one. She followed the younger duo to every concert. After a while, I don’t know how they came to meet each other, but before anyone knew it – they were already screwing each other. I bet the student is pretty good in bed because younger duo always wanted to go for seconds and thirds. Whenever he can’t get laid – he would always give this student a call and she would come running.

I don’t know how they’ve been doing it, but she got pregnant eventually. The girl started crying and telling the younger duo about her pregnancy. This gave him a shock and he carried his young ass straight to his mommy and daddy. He didn’t know whom to turn to. In the end, he confessed to his mama he had impregnated a fan.

Mama was stunned! She didn’t know what to do, first she was going to talk to the girl herself then she realized her connections might not be big enough. If she failed and the girl goes and tell all to the press – her son’s future would be doomed. So Mama decided to take the younger duo to discuss this predicament with their executive. And that was when the business of cleaning the younger duo’s shit began…

In this process, Mama and their record label tagged team to meet the fan. They paid her in the millions in order to keep her mouth shut. That’s why it’s been so quiet. Then they started leaking news and giving fake alphabets about the initial of the true guilty celeb so the rumour could never link back to younger duo. And that is pretty much why none of the reporters thought of him in the first place. As for whether or not this baby is still alive or aborted – only the younger duo, the fan and the record label knows the answer to that.

 It’s a shame though that a rich, handsome and talented boy such as younger duo cannot be capable of setting a good example to society.

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12 responses to “The Horny Duo by Sor 7

  1. That is so Aump and Kae and then the younger duo mentioned is none other than Mike. LOL

    This stuff is really entertaining, but true.

  2. Such a shame if it is true and I don’t doubt that stuff like this does happen in the ET industry which is sad! So many bastard kids born.

  3. E Turk Kubota= Aump or Ploy
    Drug Addict Chinese= Kae or Dai
    Duo= Mike
    LOL ain’t golf mike the only boy duo

  4. As crazy as sor7 stories are they are juicy and keeps you entertain. LOL. This remind of a historical romance book I once read, Romancing Mr. Bridgerton.

    The way she (they) knows all these stuff is amazing.

  5. It’s definitely sad that this Sor7 is more than a hypocrite lol anyways I don’t believe the details but I’m sure we know what’s up. Who cares if Mike is having sex with his fanclub. But if the rumors were to be true about him asking her to abort the child, he’s an asshole!

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